1. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it is still on the list。
2.I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
3. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station。
4.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory。
5.Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy。
6.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research。
7.The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble。
8.It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end。
9.Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off。
10.Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine。
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